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Dad just went through a horrible surgery involving shit procedures to clear his airway, and that includes having his nose cut of surgically and clearing the god-knows-what inside, and closing the holes in his nose skull, wadever it is that is..

Hope he is ok, he looks horrible, like he got punched on his nose till it dropped off, but I know he is strong.

Anyways, work is a bitch. (edited version)

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Oh btw, the other day, I and Samir went to explore the Marina part of Singapore. And as a Sect Comm, I have failed in navigating ourselves from the FUP (Form-up-point) to the objective. Well, since when did I excel in navigation?! Heck. We got lost in Brunei leh.

We checked this quiet place called the Marina South Pier. Well ladies and gentleman, according to my observation, it is highly likely that couples without transportation would try to avoid that paritcular venue simply because- IT IS NOT ACCESSIBLE!!

Well, there is one road that leads there. And the place is fantastic.

Its a harbor, kinda like a mini version of Harborfront, but definitely beautiful because-

1) Its away from the city lights so having a nice view of the constellation is pleasing to the eye.

2) Its quiet, apart from the wheezing of the sea breeze and the occasional horns of small boats.

3) No mosquito, cz its at the top of the 3-storey building on a carpet grass.

4) Relax atmosphere, cz we saw a guy who apparently took advantage of it by mugging there.

5) Romantic getaway :)

Yups, and after that we headed to Singapore Flyer to explore.

The thing that makes a journey fun is not the value of the place we are heading at, but rather, the people going with you. And hell, since Samir is like Kumar, and im like Harold, so it is very 'animated' seeing two guys at each others throats laughing and shouting at army boys in the car saying, "ORD OH!" in public and laugh at political jokes along the way.

There is one incident I would like to highlight.

We checked out Popeye's @ SIngapore Flyer. There isn't a halal certificate. And we saw a family consisting of makciks and pakciks eating hungrily.

Samir + Hazlami + non-halal restaurant + a group of malay MUSLIM old dudes and chix
=

CHAOS!!

We were so close in informing the malay guy that it is not halal, whatever he is eating that is.

Not to mention the what ifs scenario..

"Eh makcik, eee makan babi! sedap tak? makan makan, at most masuk neraka resort pe.."

"Eh atok, sampai menjilat jari nampak? Taubatla cik.. dah tua, rambut dah putih, tak reti2 ke tu tak halal?"

"Korang ajar seh Popeye, basted seh, dah kafir tu buat hal kafir ah, asal nk letak racun dalam org Islam kita? pasal tu la perangai macam setan.."

Hahahahahha...

And we saw this woman who was in a wedding dress taking pictures at the Singapore Flyer. I do not know why, but Samir was astounded by her well-endowed bazonkas that filtered through his beady eyes. Took me sometime to reach out into his misty idea of how he wanted to have a good wife with um, heavy duty pair of batteries- haha to decipher that he actually like the woman in that dress. Of course, blame me for the pentium 2 celeron processors. duh.

Well, KL is gonna be fun. I hope.

But first my dad. He needs the family now.

Oh allah, do shine light upon our family, and pity us, for we subject our souls to You.. For you are, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful..

PS: btw, i love this song, keeps my feet in the groove.. :D like you just wanna sway with the heavy beats.. and shit, my legs are already starting to move!!?!

PPS: eh lana, i know you are reading this blog, haha, but really, it amazes me how nice you were, buying the shoes for Samir, what a thoughtful friend you really are.. and by my standards, you do have some class in fashion!

Pray for my dad yeah?